For the next hour I’ll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you’re anon.

ellielovee8:

I doubt I’ll get any.

Im not gonna get any

(Source: codeine-codeine, via tiffanyterror)

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Me: Okay I'm bored on the computer...
Me: *logs off computer*
Me: *turns on tv*
1 minute later
Me: This is boring. Time to go back on the computer.
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wowfunniestposts:

 this blog is epic
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English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Filipino: Mahal kita
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
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me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
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me: tumblr is so depressing.
me: there's a cute relationship i'll never have
me: food i can't make
me: why can't i be that pretty
me: I WANT THOSE CLOTHES
me: wow just bring up those old feelings, thanks
me: why do i even come on here??
me: scroll
me: scroll
me: ooo reblogging that
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